You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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