Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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