think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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