the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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