Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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