Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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