Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sext me about skeletons
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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