I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i believe in u and ur pee
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize