wrigley field is MILF paradise
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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