All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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