Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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