honey bunches of taint.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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