i would punch a child for taco bell
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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