Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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