did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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