My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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