did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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