Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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