What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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