Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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