then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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