Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i think i just lost a toe
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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