I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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