Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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