Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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