awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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