You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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