lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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