My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
