I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
