She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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