Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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