You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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