I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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