hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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