Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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