Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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