Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
