Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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