first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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