just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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