I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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