Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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