There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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