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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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