I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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