Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
And then he peed in my hair
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