New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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