How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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