it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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