Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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