Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the day after is always just damage control
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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