He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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