He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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