No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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