Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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